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Custom pet portraits · public-domain masterpieces

Your pet,
painted into
a masterpiece.

We replace the one animal that was already in the painting with yours. The people, the room, the light, the cracks of age — untouched.

Sooner or later a guest leans in, goes quiet, then turns round — is that your dog?

Van Dyck's Five Eldest Children of Charles I, 1637 — the original: a mastiff under the prince's hand
The same painting with a Bernese Mountain Dog painted in place of the mastiff
Anthony van DyckFlemish, 1599–1641The Five Eldest Children of Charles I, 1637Oil on canvas · after the Royal Collection Original · the royal mastiffCommission · the mastiff replaced by a Bernese
Leonardo da Vinci's Lady with an Ermine, 1489 — the original: Cecilia Gallerani holding an ermine The same painting with a ginger cat painted in place of the ermine — close-up of the aged varnish and craquelure
OriginalLeonardo, 1489 · an ermineCommissionThe same painting · your cat
The craft

Painted in.
Not pasted on.

Leonardo, 1489. Cecilia Gallerani has held this ermine for five hundred and thirty-seven years.

The swap

Now she holds
yours.

Same lady, same hand, same candlelight. Only the animal has changed.

Look closer

The artist's
own hand.

Every stroke follows the original — the sfumato, the weight, the way five centuries of varnish have cracked.

Closer still

Down to the
markings.

The white blaze. The dark tip of the tail. The one odd ear. If it makes them them, it's in the painting.

Brushwork matchedLight & shadow keptCraquelure preserved
The salon

Recent commissions.

Drag the line across any painting — original on the left, commission on the right. Forty masterpieces to choose from — twenty upright, twenty wide.

The original: the lady holding an ermine A ginger cat painted into Leonardo da Vinci's Lady with an Ermine
Lady with an Ermine — after Leonardo, 1489The ermine, retired · a cat, appointed‹ drag the line · original | commission ›
The original Renoir: Julie Manet holding a tabby cat An orange-and-white long-haired cat painted into Renoir's Julie Manet with Cat
Julie Manet with Cat — after Renoir, 1887Featuring a ginger-and-white longhair‹ drag the line · original | commission ›
The original van Dyck: the royal mastiff under the prince's hand A Bernese Mountain Dog painted into van Dyck's Five Eldest Children of Charles I
The Five Eldest Children of Charles I — after van Dyck, 1637The royal mastiff, relieved · a Bernese, appointed‹ drag the line · original | commission ›
The original: a slender hound in the same landscape A brown toy poodle painted into Lang Shining's Qing court scroll Ten Prized Dogs
Ten Prized Dogs — after Lang Shining, 1740sQing court scroll on silk · a toy poodle‹ drag the line · original | commission ›
The original van Eyck: a small griffon dog at the couple's feet A grey tabby cat painted at the couple's feet in van Eyck's Arnolfini Portrait, where a small dog once stood
The Arnolfini Portrait — after van Eyck, 1434The quiet one · a cat where the dog stood‹ drag the line · original | commission ›
The calendar

Or give them a whole year.

Six to twelve paintings, one for every month — the same pet, or the whole household, moving through a year of masterpieces. Choose upright or wide, choose the month it starts on, and print it at any copy shop on ordinary letter paper.

Upright · 8½ × 11 in
A calendar page: a ginger cat painted into Leonardo's Lady with an Ermine, beside the grid for March
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Lady with an ErmineLeonardo da Vinci · 1489after the Czartoryski Museum

The painting keeps its own shape — nothing is cropped to fit the page.

Wide · 11 × 8½ in
A calendar page: a Bernese Mountain Dog painted into van Dyck's Five Eldest Children of Charles I, beside the grid for July
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The Five Eldest Children of Charles IAnthony van Dyck · 1637after the Royal Collection

Every month carries its own museum label, the way a picture is hung.

Twenty upright paintings and twenty wide ones to choose from. $13 a month, six months minimum — a full year is $149.

The commission

How it works.

I

Choose a painting

Western oils, Chinese court scrolls, Japanese prints — each already has an animal in it. That's the one we replace.

II

Send a photo

One clear photo of your pet — face visible, good light. We study the markings that make them them.

III

Receive the painting

A print-ready file within 24–48 hours, rendered in the artist's own technique. Preview first; one revision included.

The fee

No shipping.
No waiting.
Just a file,
print-ready.

You receive a high-resolution digital file — print-quality up to about 20 inches — and a one-page printing and framing guide. Take it to any print shop or frame store, or hang it on the wall of your phone.

Every base painting is in the public domain. The artists have been gone for centuries; their work belongs to everyone, including your cat.

A single portrait
$29
  • One painting, one pet
  • Any painting in the catalogue — one price
  • Craquelure, patina and darkened varnish matched on every one
  • Print-ready file, printing & framing guide
  • One revision included
The calendar
from $78
  • Six to twelve months, $13 a month
  • A full year for $149
  • Vertical or horizontal pages
  • Print-ready calendar PDF

Every extra pet is +$15, on any commission. Paintings with several animals can take several pets. Digital files only for now — framed prints, magnets and stickers are coming.

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Questions

Asked before commissioning.

Will it actually look like my pet?

Yes — we match the exact markings: the blaze on the nose, the dark tip of the tail, the one odd ear. If your pet has a signature detail, it's in the painting.

Is this legal? These are famous paintings.

Every painting we use is in the public domain — the artists have been gone for centuries. The works belong to everyone, including your cat.

What do I get, exactly?

A high-resolution digital file (print-quality, up to ~20 inches) plus a one-page printing and framing guide. Take it to any print shop or frame store.

What photo should I send?

One clear, well-lit photo — face visible, front or three-quarter view, just one pet in frame. We'll tell you right away if we need a better one.

How long does it take?

Twenty-four to forty-eight hours. You approve a preview before the final file — one revision is always included.

Carpaccio's study of St. Augustine at night, a toy poodle waiting on the floor

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